I lost my JET diary (aka daily planner) a while back. Today at school I saw a pile of promotional diaries, and they said I could have one. I wasn't sure what sort of company it was, and it says on the back of the book that they're a sporting goods supplier. This is what the envelope it came in looks like:
And I looked at it, and I thought, "Captain Slip Slip Knit?" I still have no idea what SSK is supposed to stand for in this context. Until I do, I am sticking to my theory that he's some sort of knitting superhero.